Jack Edwards Drinking Game

The Jack Edwards Drinking Game

Drink 1 when Jack Says

  • At Ice Level
  • Chara’s Bomb
  • Cleans his Clock
  • D to D
  • High above the Ice
  • Layers
  • Intentionally Wide
  • It’s hockey night in New England
  • Off Glass
  • Takes the ice infront of him
  • Saucer Pass
  • Spoons It
  • Wing to Wing
  • Any Mild Sexual Reference, such as:
    • Cocks and Fires
    • Gets Banged (bangs him)
    • Penetrates
    • Reach Around
    • Spanks
  • Any synonym for sending the puck to the other end of the ice:
    • Oscillates the puck
    • Sends it the length of the ice
    • Sends it down the river

Drink 2 when Jack Says

  • 17,850
  • Against the Grain
  • Been in his Bonet
  • Blows a Tire
  • Blue Collar
  • Chinese Mustard
  • Circus Move
  • Dead Wood
  • End to End they go / Up and down the ice they go
  • Extra-Curricular
  • Heads up play by Bergeron
  • Hitter rather than the Hittee
  • Keystone Kops
  • Pinball
  • Pirouette
  • Serpentine Route
  • Spoked B
  • Tumbling Muffin
  • Whacky Bounce
  • Zamboni Doors

Drink 3 when Jack Says

  • 200 Feet
  • Any Obscure Reference
  • Juicy Rebound
  • Bobby Orr
  • Gretzky’s Office
  • On his Horse
  • Talks about Brick’s playing days
  • Winning Time

Finish Your Beer when Jack Says

  • 17,565
  • Dont Poke the Bear
  • How’s youre entertainment factor?
  • I learned this from You, Brick
  • Carbon Fiber Stick Inventor
  • Mahtha, the bahn’s on fayah
  • Powder Keg
  • Quantum Physics
  • Rock em sock em robots
  • South Shore Kings
  • There’s your threshold
  • Who has more fun than us?

 

 

 

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